Educator's End of Year Sound Bath Party

End-of-Year Educators’ Sound Bath Party: The “Please Make the Voices Stop” Edition

Gather ‘round, battle-scarred teachers, aides, counselors, and anyone who’s ever had to say “use your inside voice” 47 times before 8:15 a.m. As the final report cards limp into the system and the last backpack explodes in the hallway like a glitter grenade, it’s time to officially clock out of survival mode.

Join us for a gloriously indulgent Educators-Only Sound Bath Party — the one event this year where you don’t have to be in charge of anything. No lesson plans. No parent emails. No surprise fire drills. Just you, horizontal, and a room full of heavenly vibrations working overtime to reboot your fried nervous system.

Picture this: crystal singing bowls humming away the memory of 28 simultaneous “But I wasn’t doing anything!” protests. Deep gongs dissolving the knot in your neck that formed somewhere around Parent-Teacher Conference #47. Gentle…